Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
I’m going to miss Bill Hader.
Spidey shoots some hoops with kids. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone in Chinatown between filming.
I want to cry. Andrew Garfield, you are so precious.
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Wedding | Left-Handed Toons by Justin Boyd and Drew Mokris
JUMPING BANANAS A LA RYAN LOCHTE?!
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Too many boobies, not enough male booty.
(I did appreciate Robb Stark’s scene. Thank you, 14 year old male who writes all the sex bits but Jon Snow’s gratuitous butt scene was not nearly long enough.)

So my sisters went to see Beyonce last night and got into the VIP section and my sister went that crazy that she almost pulled Beyonce into the crowd and she got this photo.
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